2P!Hetalia Meme

Germany
[ ] You are super lazy.
[x] You have a thing for cats.
[x] You are relaxed.
[x] You go with the flow.
[ ] You are a slob and your room is proof.
[ ] You are a super sadist and man are you violent!
[ ] You don't know your own strength and you tend to hurt others by accident which afterwords you get either depressed or angry for hurting them.
[ ] You are scared of dogs.
[ ] You're not very protective and you let people wander and get in trouble.
[ ] You hate it when people make a mess and force them to clean it, usually resulting in an even bigger mess.
[ ] You might seem cold, but around your love you're as sweet as can be.
[ ] You have a strange sense of humor.
Total: 3

Japan
[x] You like all kinds of art such as;fan-art, manga, realistic, but especially tattoos.
[ ] You don't find them painful at all.
[x] You're a bit of a loner.
[ ] You don't get mad, you instead sulk around and ignore others around you.
[ ] You are very clever and a bit of a con-artist.
[ ] You can be a bit of a two-face, saying one thing but meaning another.
[ ] You have a katana.
[ ] You are a master at karate.
Total: 2

Italy [North]
[ ] You are no coward.
[ ] You love to start trouble and get into fights.
[x] You need opponents who can put up a good fight.
[ ] You "playfully" pounce on others.
[ ] You are slightly innocent.
[ ] You can be a bit shy when it comes to "going all the way".
[ ] You love to wrestle around with others and see who is more dominant
[x] You're a good cook.
[x] Are you bi-polar?
[x] Can you go from being playful and loving and insane and sadistic in a heartbeat?
[ ] You have a thing for pasta.
[ ] You have a thing for blood.  
[ ] You have a thing for knives.
Total: 4  

Italy [South]
[ ] You love fashion.
[ ] You act like a girl from the movie 'Mean Girls.'
[ ] You are into the latest fashion and you NEED to look fabulous.
[ ] You're a diva.
[ ] You need attention or else you will die.
[ ] You're extremely polite.
[ ] You have a very condescending way of speaking.
[ ] When angry, you act like some sort of a lunatic with a mixture of mafia personality.
[ ] You are a MAJOR flirt...with anybody.
Total: 0

France
[ ] You like to wear maid dresses.
[ ] You are very selfish and you don't think of anyone except for yourself.
[ ] You think only with your you-know-what.
[ ] You love sex, and that's all you ever think about.
[ ] You prefer lust over love.
[ ] You're lazy.
[ ] You live by the motto, "Sleep, eat, screw."
[ ] You're not very loyal.
[ ] You're a major smoker.
[ ] You don't handle rejection well, or being dumped.
[x] You can be very sadistic and grouchy, but may loosen up for a certain someone.
[ ] You can swing either way any time of the day.
Total: 1

America
[ ] You are a very bad boy/girl.
[ ] You're tough and streetwise and won't hesitate to beat the living *** out of someone.
[ ] You are very blunt and sarcastic, to the point of being rude.
[ ] You mind it when you insult someone.
[x] You can be sadistic.
[x] You are very protective
[ ] You have a very strange sense of humor.
[ ] You are very independent and don't like it when people get clingy.
[ ] You curse like there's no tomorrow.
[ ] You like bondage.
[ ] You like baseball.
Total: 2

England
[x] You are very sweet and loving.
[ ] You often talk to yourself, although you'll deny it and say you're talking to your friends.
[ ] You can't take criticism well.
[ ] You don't sulk when insulted; you badly wound the person that insulted you.
[ ] You always carry a knife around you know how to use it.
[x] You're a great baker and cook, but you seem to often use unusual ingredients.
[x] You have freckles but are ashamed and want to cover them up.
[x] You hate to see others sad or depressed.
[ ] You are madly in love with cupcakes.
[ ] You have some very odd friends that no one can see.'
[x] You love cute things such as; rainbows, rabbits, unicorns, butterflies, etc.
Total: 5

Canada
[ ] You are very strong.
[x] You are an outdoors woman/man and love to hunt.
[x] You're a bit on the quiet side.
[ ] You are not easily forgotten.
[ ] You hate poachers and people who destroy the environment.
[ ] You're like a hippy, without the pot smoking and World Peace stuff.
[ ] You're not really big on the whole "Kissing and hugging and holding hands" thing.
[ ] You hate it when people mistake you for someone else and usually beat the crap out of them for it.
[ ] You love pancakes and maple syrup.
[ ] You love ice hockey.
[ ] You like bears, preferably the Polar Bears.
Total: 2

Russia
[ ] You are quiet, shy, and you hardly ever speak.
[x] You always seem angry and are constantly frowning.
[ ] Your past has left you more than a little disturbed.
[ ] You're very violent, but usually don't show his anger until right before you strike
[ ] You hold grudges for a very long time.
[ ] If someone makes you mad and escapes, you'll hunt them down until they're dead.
[x] You love sunflowers and warmth.
[x] You will instantly warm up to anyone who is truly nice to you and gives you sunflowers.
[ ] You are very paranoid about people leaving you, to the point you're obsessive and stalker-ish.
Total: 3

China
[ ] You live by the motto: "Things get better with age."
[ ] You're a wise, and kind woman/man.
[ ] You don't have much of a temper and you're not sadistic.
[ ] You're NOT innocent and are very paranoid and you often hurt people you think will hurt you.
[ ] You're jumpy and a bit high strung.
[ ] It takes a lot to calm down for you.
[ ] People should NEVER scare you, unless they want to be kicked halfway across the world.
[ ] You're very strong.
[ ] You love pandas.
[ ] You want to preserve your culture.
Total: 0

So I'm a combination of...  England, North Italy, and both Germany and Russia as the runner ups. Huh... Interesting...